We are going to talk about bags today.
Not the bags under my eyes, thanks a lot for that.
Bags that you put stuff in. Lunch bags, grocery bags, messenger bags, homemade bags, book bags, gym bags, overnight bags, tote bags, bags that go inside of bags, make-up bags, break up bags, any bag that you can think of, I probably own.
I stopped counting at 67. That does not include any suitcases. These were only the ones that were easily accessible.
Everyone that I tell about my challenge makes the same face.
And asks the same question. Why? Why would you do that?
This is why.
It's embarrassing to bear my soul like this, but this is one of the gigantic pile of reasons. Seriously, this isn't even all the bags that we have in the house. These are just mine. This pile does not include any bags from Mr. Challenge, Mr. Mister (our 17 year old son) or The Boss (our 9 year old daughter).
I have made calculated purchases before just to get the "free" bag. Bags are so useful. You can carry things in them, hide things in them, you can take things to your car in them and bring things back from your car in them you, can put cats in them and then laugh at (stupid)silly kitty trying to get out.
What? Like you've never done that?
So now, after showing off all my baggage and mocking myself, I am feelingdepressed cleansed, so I think I am going to go put a bag over my head make a pineapple upside down cake.
Here kitty, kitty.
My entry into Blissful and Domestic's Feature Friday Link Party sponsored by Appliances Online.
Not the bags under my eyes, thanks a lot for that.
Bags that you put stuff in. Lunch bags, grocery bags, messenger bags, homemade bags, book bags, gym bags, overnight bags, tote bags, bags that go inside of bags, make-up bags, break up bags, any bag that you can think of, I probably own.
Mt. Bagmore |
I stopped counting at 67. That does not include any suitcases. These were only the ones that were easily accessible.
Everyone that I tell about my challenge makes the same face.
And asks the same question. Why? Why would you do that?
This is why.
It's embarrassing to bear my soul like this, but this is one of the gigantic pile of reasons. Seriously, this isn't even all the bags that we have in the house. These are just mine. This pile does not include any bags from Mr. Challenge, Mr. Mister (our 17 year old son) or The Boss (our 9 year old daughter).
I have made calculated purchases before just to get the "free" bag. Bags are so useful. You can carry things in them, hide things in them, you can take things to your car in them and bring things back from your car in them you, can put cats in them and then laugh at (stupid)silly kitty trying to get out.
What? Like you've never done that?
So now, after showing off all my baggage and mocking myself, I am feeling
Here kitty, kitty.
My entry into Blissful and Domestic's Feature Friday Link Party sponsored by Appliances Online.
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